Murphys, CA 03/13/2005
Photos and Story by Staff Writer, Jon Vasquez
The suspect appeared to be the garden
variety young male super model...
The day started as usual...
An easy drive back to Sacto for some
In n' Out burgers,  BUT WAIT---
Here he is again sporting his trademark
pose, "Muy Macho!"...
Quickly our villain forms an evil plan and
smiles with glee, as does his faithful
sidekick...
Innocent bystanders and unlucky
rubberneckers gathered around as the law
took position...
After some careful negotiations and
strategically placed hand and lip action, Kyle
was given a fix-it-ticket and the shoot out
happened behind closed doors...(notice the
paparazzi in black and white stripes)
"Yassir, I sawed thuh whole thang!"(Dave
Jones' image used without permission)...
File photo showing Kyle sticking it to the
man, refusing to install bumpers even a full
hour after being pulled over...Don't let the
man get  you down brother.


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